He pinched me!

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Last night I fell asleep early while Kevin stayed up a little longer listening to General Conference on his iPad (with ear phones, of course). I distinctly remember exclaiming, "Ouch! You pinched me!" Poor baffled Kevin said, "No I didn't." To which I replied, "Yes you did! You may not have meant to but you did and it HURT!"

Kevin's only defense was, "I promise you, I didn't!"

I tried explaining to him how his one finger pinched my skin.

Then I went back to sleep.

This morning after waking up I remembered this episode and realized by the general pattern of my argument that I must have been asleep during this exchange. So I apologized to Kevin, who was relieved to know that I believed him that he didn't pinch me. Apparently he still can't tell when I'm talking in my sleep, yet.

It's a darn good thing he isn't the type to argue because in my sleep I'll sure try to argue and explain until everyone is confused and frustrated.

Poor guy. Oh, and he also called me at work one day while he was supposed to be at home sleeping. He asked, "Were you just here in the house because there was a woman in our house a little bit ago?!" Umm, no, it wasn't me. I asked him if he was sure there really had been someone there. Because he sounded really freaked out and like he was still asleep...much like I sound when I'm having a night terror. Turns out our realtor gave another realtor the code to get into our neighbors house but she got the address wrong and there really WAS some random woman that walked in on Kevin while he was sleeping. So I called and apologized to Kevin again. (And then our realtor put a second unique code on our lock box. I thought every box had a unique code!)

But can you blame me for not believing him? I routinely see people in our bedroom when I'm asleep! Or colors swirling on the ceiling...